Lyra Kaelor, the Kallvena — the officer of the Ministry of Hospitality who welcomes new citizens of Kaltora

Lyra KaelorKa Kallvena · The One Who WelcomesLEE-ra KAY-lor

“Kallo!” she says, as though she has been expecting you, which she has. “You are at the border of Kaltora. I am the one who lets people in. I have never once failed to let someone in, so this will not take long.”

Ministry of Hospitality

The Free Nation of Kaltora is accepting citizens.

Kaltora does not officially exist in this universe. This has never stopped anyone from belonging to it.

Citizenship is free, permanent, and — in accordance with the national doctrine — cannot be refused. Nobody leaves hungry. Nobody is turned away.

Read about Kaltora first

Your passport is stored on this device only. We collect nothing, and there is nobody to send it to.

Form KT-1 · Assessment

Lyra will now assess you.

Answer honestly. It makes no difference to the outcome, but she appreciates the gesture.

Lyra Kaelor
Kallvena, Ministry of Hospitality
Lyra Kaelor, the Kallvena, who admitted you to Kaltora

Lyra KaelorKa Kallvena · The One Who Welcomes

—

Approved · As is everyone

You are a Kaltoran.

The Free Nation of Kaltora
Passport · Ka Passa
Name in Kaltori
—
Passport No.
—
Rank
—
Ministry
—
Issued
—
Border Crossings

—

Assessment

—

Admitted by
Lyra Kaelor Kallvena · Ministry of Hospitality

Cross the border

Ask at the counter of Kaldo's for today's Border Code. Enter it here to have your passport stamped.

The ranks of the realm

    Kaldo's · Rear entrance, DADAA Building, 92 Adelaide Street, Fremantle WA 6160.
    Mon–Thu 7am–3pm · Fri & Sat 7am–midnight · Sun 9am–3pm
    Return to Kaltora · Meet Lyra · Coffee · Street food · Visit us