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The Journal
Longer pieces about the café, the food, Fremantle, and the country we invented.
What this is
This is where the longer answers go. Why the King's title includes Defender of Proper Coffee, how Kaltoran street food is quick without being fast food, and how to say hello in a language we made up.
Kaldo's is at the rear of the DADAA Building on Adelaide Street, Fremantle, next to Clancy's. The doors open on 1 October 2026. New posts go up when there's something to say, which won't be on a schedule.
Posted so far
The posts
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Coffee
We didn't come to teach Freo about coffee
Fremantle was already good at coffee before we got here. Our position: make a decent one, keep it simple, and stay open until midnight on Friday and Saturday.
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Language
Kallo! Your first ten words of Kaltori
Ten words with pronunciation, in the order a Kaltoran would give them to you. Six of them get you through a meal.
Read the post
Two so far.